Tag Archives: segway

You too can be R2D2

Police Officer: “Sir, I’m going to need to see some identification.”

Tool: (waves hands in front of officer’s face) “You don’t need to see  my identification.”

Police Officer: “Do you realize you were going 35 in a school zone?”

Tool: “This isn’t the droid you’re looking for” /waves hand in front of officer’s face.

Police Officer: “What are you doi– … You’re driving a Segway, sir, not a droid.”

Tool: “I can move along now.” /again with the waving

Police Officer: “Have it your way, buddy.” /tosses PUMA Segway into back seat of cruiser. Driver vainly attempts Force Lightning to free himself.