Police Officer: “Sir, I’m going to need to see some identification.”
Tool: (waves hands in front of officer’s face) “You don’t need to see my identification.”
Police Officer: “Do you realize you were going 35 in a school zone?”
Tool: “This isn’t the droid you’re looking for” /waves hand in front of officer’s face.
Police Officer: “What are you doi– … You’re driving a Segway, sir, not a droid.”
Tool: “I can move along now.” /again with the waving
Police Officer: “Have it your way, buddy.” /tosses PUMA Segway into back seat of cruiser. Driver vainly attempts Force Lightning to free himself.